Oral- * Drink your water. * Eat yogurt. * Take concentrated cranberry pills.
Wash- * Use luke warm/cool plain water and a soft washcloth to clean it. * Vagisil ph wash twice a week, for after sex or if you’ve had a heavy workout or wore a thong multiple days in a row.
Softness- * Exfoliate before you shave. * Coconut oil to shave, twice a week. * Pat dry, never rub. * Do not shave against the grain. (I do but I shave in all directions and my hair/skin is used to it but it can cause ingrown hairs and razor burn if not).
Sexual- * Pee after sex. * Hydrate yourself. * I like to use always wipes after sex if I can not shower right after.
Beauty sleep- * Sleep naked or at least without panties. * Wear cotton panties, save the sexy ones for sexy times and date nights.
Sexy solo- * Use water based ORGANIC lube (I know, sounds overboard but for someone like myself it’s the best I can use..) * Always use clean toys. * Pee after masterbating.
Baths- * If you want a bubble bath use vaginal washes, it’s a little better for your kitty. * Avoid using bath bombs and oils too often, they can cause a nasty infection. * Add half a cup or less of apple cider vinegar to a bath to help with ph balance and smell of your kitty.
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You survived to the end my friends, and not everybody survives. You survived ‘till the end of the show, survived the end of the tour. Don’t know if I told you this, but I can’t think of a better place to end this than right here so thank you so much. Now I’m thinking of all the people I mentioned, or I thought of, and we wouldn’t be here without them. There’s so many of them in this room. I’m not gonna name them all. But before last night, the first and only time I’d been in this building, I was nine years old and my grandma took me to see the circus. And my grandma June is here tonight to watch u play on this stage. You know, I also need to mention, my old band mate, Chris. He was the first guy that really showed me what to do to put on a show. He said: “Hey, you see this chord? You plug it in to here, and this is how you get the piano to come out of the system.” He taught me everything I know when it comes to this stuff. He actually is the one who built that piano over there, seven years ago. And he’s here tonight. So thank you Chris, for everything you’ve done for us. We’ve got guys on this crew that have been here from the beginning, Daniel, Mark, Snider. Some I forget. Chris and Brad, you guys have believed in us from the very beginning. I know this feels like we’re accepting an award or something, but honestly, this kinda feels like one. Listen, we wouldn’t be up here if it weren’t for a lot of people, if they didn’t exist. It is very important to know that if you, our fans, The Clique, were not here tonight, this would not be possible. So thank you so much for making this possible. So grateful for you guys. There’s one other person I’d like to talk about- who I would not be up here on this stage right now if it weren’t for- Josh Dun on the drums. Please give it up for him. Listen, I know you’ve been cheering all night, but I know you’ve got something else. Josh Dun on the drums everybody, c'mon. And you know I brought Michael out and it made me think of a lot of older shows, and we’ve bee closing out with a certain song for year now. It’s very cool for us to be showing this song to people. This might be my favorite song live and I invite you to be apart of that tradition with us as we close out this show. We’ll give it everything we have, friends. We only have a little bit left in us, but we promise by the end of this, we will be nothing. So, join us.
— Tyler Joseph’s Trees speech at the last ERS show at Madison Square Garden (via blinded-by-fairy-lights)
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